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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Wiseguy Wednesday - Math Shmath!

Teacher: "If you have $2, and you ask your father for $4, how much will you have?"
Billy: "Two dollars."
Teacher: "You don't know your math."
Billy: "You don't know my father."
--Lisa McNease

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