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Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Wiseguy Wednesday - Cents

Since my purchases came to $19.06, I handed the cashier a twenty.
"Do you have six cents?" she asked.
"Sorry," I said after fishing around in my pockets, "I have no cents."
"Finally," she muttered, "a man who can admit it."
--K. Smith
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