"One ought, everyday at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and speak a few reasonable words." --Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Wiseguy Wednesday - Steven Wright 2

"When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey." 

"I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him...
"Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" 

"I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap Department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping." 

--Steven Wright

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