Wiseguy Wednesday 4 - Little Mailman

Mrs. Smith was preparing dinner when little Brad came into the kitchen. "What has mama's darling been doing all day?"

"I've been playing mailman," replied Brad.

"Mailman?" asked the mother. "How could you do that when you had no letters?"

"I had a whole bunch of letters," said Brad. "I found them in that old trunk up in the attic, all tied up with ribbon. I put one in every mailbox on the street."

--H.B. McClung