I would like to dedicate today's Calvin and Hobbes Cartoon to my Aunt Ella who is fond of quoting Alfalfa when he says, "Then the clouds opened up and God said, 'I hate you Alfalfa!'"
Ah, but let's not forget, according to the Bible, it is legitimate sons/daughters that are dogged at every turn; those that are spoiled with a life devoid of real difficulties are considered "bastards" (Hebrews 12:6-8). Somebody IS out to get you! Be glad God loves you enough to open up the clouds and hate yer stinkin' guts! Haha!