"One ought, everyday at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and speak a few reasonable words." --Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Wiseguy Wednesday - Funny Ads 1

All of the following ads were actually published in newspapers. Enjoy!


Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell.

Nordic Track $300 hardly used, call Chubby.

Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.

Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7--$9 per hour.

Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

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