All of the following ads were actually published in newspapers. Enjoy!
Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell.
Nordic Track $300 hardly used, call Chubby.
Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.
Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7--$9 per hour.
Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.