My husband is anti-Facebook. Well, he doesn't discriminate; it's probably more accurate to say he is anti-Social Networking. He claims it is a "sign of the decline of Western Civilization" or some such nonsense. He scoffs at those of us who fall prey to the charms of the Social Network. Especially me. He teases me incessantly about it. But then...I also tease him about his cranky, anti-social ways.
Our most recent trip to our favorite Thai place turned up a couple of fortunes that we converted into jabs for and against Facebook.
After finishing our lunch, I cracked this baby open and instantly went for the punch.
"This is why I use Facebook," I said, handing him the little paper.
He smiled, handed his fortune to me and replied, "This is why I don't."